Leisure Suit Therapist [OTA]

[loungelizard]

Welcome to the Internet!

A true melting pot of culture, people and fictional beings alike. A bustling, beautiful, lively place that never sleeps, not without its dark corners and shady dealings should you go looking for them. Here, on the Internet, you can find it--whatever it may be. Popularity? Try your luck on Instagram. Entertainment? YouTube offers endless opportunities. That out-of-print collectable you've been seeking for the last decade? Buy it with a single click on eBay. Deviant indulgences? Well, CornHub has exactly what you're looking for. But you're not here for that today.

Tucked in a nondescript corner of the Internet -- but you know the way like the back of your hand -- stands the gate leading to a peaceful, slow-paced oasis in the middle of the hectic pace of everything else. Like the Tardis, it stands out to anyone looking for it, but ignored by any real people that pass it by. This place is solely for people like you: fictional. You are the brainchild of a real person, victim to predetermined fates and vices orchestrated by a real person's imagination. At least, that's what they think. You're just as much a person as they are, with thoughts and feelings of your own. Maybe the pressure of being the big hero makes you want to crack. Maybe you're a villain but all you really want to do is raise a loving family. Maybe you're an NPC that can only say the same three lines of dialogue, but within your heart there is a novel begging to be written. It's all the same, here. After all, this is a judgment-free zone.

The proprietor of this place? None other than one Leisure Suit Larry. Yeah, that Leisure Suit Larry. Why him, of all people? Well, he's been around the block -- literally been the block, back when characters could fit on a floppy disk and be drawn with only two hundred and fifty-six colors. He'd broken through his fourth wall pretty early and had provided similar services to his shared studio compatriots. Since Sierra had gone out of business--conveniently around the time the Internet became consumer-accessible--he'd found himself with more than enough time to expand his services to others. What's more is that this isn't just a past-time for him. He's good at it. His naturally born skills of problem identification and resolution, combined with his decades of first-hand experience, make him not only a household name, but even among fictional characters it's impossible to not have at least heard of him. If you've been a client of him for a while now, you may notice that he's sporting a spiffy new look...

Make yourself comfortable at the Garden of Exposition. Time doesn't pass here like it does in reality, so take as long as you need.